Of Holes and A-Holes

[vorlon13]

Collapsed the wavefunction of the probabilistic determinatrix of the hole location and essentially quantum tunneled it to a new invex.

Mmmm, I think it went something more like:

Portable Hole: A portable hole is a circle of cloth spun from the webs of a phase spider interwoven with strands of ether and beams of starlight. When opened fully, a portable hole is 6 feet in diameter, but it can be folded up to be as small as a pocket handkerchief. When spread upon any surface, it causes an extradimensional space 10 feet deep to come into being. This hole can be picked up from inside or out by simply taking hold of the edges of the cloth and folding it up. Either way, the entrance disappears, but anything inside the hole remains.

Rehashing Dr. Fuad's theories now won't make them any more correct than they were in 1963, when in the grips of a secret CIA LSD experiment he supposedly scrawled his ideas in his own vomit shortly before committing suicide in an industrial hamburger bun slicer.