RE: Cherry Pie
September 22, 2014 at 9:31 pm
(This post was last modified: September 22, 2014 at 9:39 pm by Jenny A.)
Rapture Ready Tonic:
3 Cups Revelations
2 Cups Isaiah
1 Cup Jeremiah
2 TBS Gospel
1 Cup Moonshine
Mix in sauce pan until scripture has dissolved. Bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer until thickened.
Add each of the following stirring slowly:
3 Cups Middle Eastern News
2 Cups Natural Disaster
1 Cup Epidemic
Serve flambe with a splash of rum and a garnish of personal revelation.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
