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Being gay in the afterlife.

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Being gay in the afterlife.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Since it's not Fred's (g)ravesite, I'm thinking it takes out the illicit thrill of public graveyard homo-sex.

Anyone find out where Fred's is, please post forthwith.

Forsooth?



BTW, I'm receiving another revelation:



Fred is still in Hell.

He is not just being tormented by demons, 2nd Sunday of every month, Satan himself drops by for a conjugal.

Fred swears quite a bit while birthing new demons from his asshole, and it further distresses Fred all those new demons are male, resemble him, and immediately start buggering him. (they emerge fully formed, and in Large, extra-Large, XXL, up to XXXXXXXXXXL)

Fred also continuously vomits red hot santorum.
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Being gay in the afterlife.

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Being gay in the afterlife. - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 8:00 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by FatAndFaithless - September 24, 2014 at 8:09 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by The Grand Nudger - September 24, 2014 at 8:09 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Sejanus - September 24, 2014 at 8:10 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Fidel_Castronaut - September 24, 2014 at 9:05 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Anomalocaris - September 24, 2014 at 12:23 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 8:18 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by FatAndFaithless - September 24, 2014 at 8:19 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by The Grand Nudger - September 24, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 9:21 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Crossless1 - September 24, 2014 at 9:25 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Crossless1 - September 24, 2014 at 9:47 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by SteelCurtain - September 24, 2014 at 9:28 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 12:17 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Jackalope - September 24, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by The Grand Nudger - September 24, 2014 at 9:43 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 9:47 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 9:51 am
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Exian - September 24, 2014 at 12:58 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 1:08 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by Exian - September 24, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Being gay in the afterlife. - by Bibliofagus - September 24, 2014 at 2:06 pm
RE: Being gay in the afterlife. - by C4RM5 - September 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm

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