That Day will come as a trap on all the world

[Mudhammam]

Dude, the prof. was right! I was taken into heaven yesterday! And they have internet here! It's SOOOO FUCKIN' SWEET!!!! Jesus is here right next to me though, because they have very strict monitoring of these forums. But seriously, this place rocks!

So what's homeland security like up there? See any iron chariot defenses, or is it still just a gate with an old dude?

Here's what I'm proposing, instead of us sinners just standing in a single file line, waiting for judgment (sinners), we bum rush that shit. It's one old guy and a gate!

It's pretty much just how people said it would be! Like this:

The place is surrounded by clouds and only once you reach a holiness level of 34 (I'm told it requires a lot of experience points which are earned by doing nice deeds for others) then can you gain your wings to fly around at leisure. When you first arrive these little cupid like creatures (some of them have harps) carry you from the land of the dead to the gates, but since prof. and I were raptured, the process of entry was a little different.