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I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this...
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RE: I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this...
(September 29, 2014 at 12:32 am)Minimalist Wrote: Religious types always seem fixated on female genitalia.

Makes sense, as many of them are cunts.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this... - by Minimalist - September 28, 2014 at 11:21 pm
RE: I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this... - by vorlon13 - September 29, 2014 at 12:16 am
RE: I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this... - by vorlon13 - September 29, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this... - by Lucanus - September 29, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: I'll Paraphrase Martin Luther and call this... - by Chad32 - September 29, 2014 at 8:59 am

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