Praise his Holy name.

[Darwinian]

There is one reason why True Christians know that His Holy Word is real and that is the Authorized KJV 1611 Bible. However there are many reasons why Atheists are wrong. Evolution from Monkeys being one. If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? Atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense. Then there is the Big Bang, Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist they won't be able to answer you, Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus! Also Dinosaurs are proof that Atheists are wrong. Most atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a lie. Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible? Checkmate Atheists.

I think you must be having a little joke with us. Trying to wind us up because no-one can be that stereotypical and deluded.

Come on, who are you really??