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Blasphemy Day
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RE: Blasphemy Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYnGt0_Dtw

This should be the anthem. It's the "Can Can" made out of Italian blasphemous utterances. You don't really have that kind of thing in English, do you?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Blasphemy Day - by Fromper - September 30, 2014 at 11:19 am
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Minimalist - September 30, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Blasphemy Day - by JesusHChrist - September 30, 2014 at 1:22 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 11:55 am
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Lucanus - September 30, 2014 at 12:30 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 1:49 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - September 30, 2014 at 1:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2014 at 2:07 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 7:35 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - September 30, 2014 at 7:38 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 7:42 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by JesusHChrist - September 30, 2014 at 7:51 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - September 30, 2014 at 7:52 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Zidneya - September 30, 2014 at 8:22 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 8:24 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - September 30, 2014 at 8:29 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 8:30 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - September 30, 2014 at 8:33 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 8:34 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - September 30, 2014 at 8:34 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Minimalist - September 30, 2014 at 8:36 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2014 at 8:38 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - September 30, 2014 at 8:42 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by JesusHChrist - September 30, 2014 at 9:17 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Lek - October 1, 2014 at 12:58 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2014 at 1:23 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Lek - October 1, 2014 at 3:46 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Chas - October 1, 2014 at 5:47 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 12:59 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Lek - October 1, 2014 at 1:04 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by JesusHChrist - October 1, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - October 1, 2014 at 1:10 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by JesusHChrist - October 1, 2014 at 1:13 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Jackalope - October 1, 2014 at 4:01 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Lek - October 1, 2014 at 4:10 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Jackalope - October 1, 2014 at 4:16 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by FatAndFaithless - October 1, 2014 at 4:13 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by JesusHChrist - October 1, 2014 at 5:25 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by DramaQueen - October 1, 2014 at 5:52 pm
RE: Blasphemy Day - by Zidneya - October 1, 2014 at 6:02 pm

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