(October 1, 2014 at 7:26 am)Brakeman Wrote: When my wife asks me to do a "man's" job, killing a spider or something like that, I often ask her if the job really requires a penis because I've never killed a spider with my penis.
Oh tell me about it! I live with 5 women and every time, EVERY FUCKING TIME, screaming, squealing and calling out for me to squash it when they could do it just as easily. I get it, you don't like spiders, neither do I. We don't even get any dangerous ones here in Cambridge apart from the False Widow.
(October 1, 2014 at 7:26 am)Brakeman Wrote: I have been falsely accused though. It's still quite the sore spot. In high school some girl or girls started the rumor that I had raped a mystery girl and that my father had paid the girl to be quiet about it. Nothing could have been further from the truth as at the time of the rumor I was still a virgin and my father, as a baptist preacher, would have rather organized a stoning than protecting me from that.
I discovered the rumor when a girl I had asked on a date suddenly canceled our first date citing the story. I vehemently denied it and even though I begged for details, she wouldn't say where she heard it from. A year later a girl I had been dating suddenly couldn't go out with me anymore because the rumor had resurfaced and had somehow gotten to her father. Again, no one would ever give any details or allow me to defend myself. The latter one really pissed me off. I still ask her to come clean thirty years latter and she won't reply. Bitch!
Jeesh! That all sucks. At least no body I know so far believes the stuff that was said about me.
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'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
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"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom
"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
