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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm
When she gets home, you should be wearing nothing except a sock on your johnson, à la the Red Hot Chili Peppers.



Or don't; I have no clue what women want.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me... - by Exian - October 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm

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