If the Baptwits have been picketing the local brothel and calling for God to smite that den of inequity, and 2 weeks later lightning strikes their church and burns it to the ground, I'm thinking we are going to have quite a celebratory thread here.
Other hypothetical items that would be well received:
autopsy on Fred Phelps shows raging case of rectal gonorrhea
Rush Limbaugh divorces bride #4 and marries #5 while castigating immoral gays for corrupting marriage
Pat Robertson chokes to death on a gold coin
Catholic Bishop gang raped in prison while serving term for pedophilia
Other hypothetical items that would be well received:
autopsy on Fred Phelps shows raging case of rectal gonorrhea
Rush Limbaugh divorces bride #4 and marries #5 while castigating immoral gays for corrupting marriage
Pat Robertson chokes to death on a gold coin
Catholic Bishop gang raped in prison while serving term for pedophilia