Anyone got explanations for these?

[Fidel_Castronaut]

When I eat apples and bite into them I get this feeling like a inner killer instinct, like I imagine a carnivore feels when it bites into its prey. I don't get this when I eat chicken or anything though.

I used to pretend broccoli were little trees when I was a child, and that I was a giant.

Now I'm all growed up, and I don't like broccoli anymore. So I pretend I'm an Ent tree herder from lord of the rings and move them to the side of my plate.