Rik, you are by no stretch of the definition my "mate", whether in the comradely sense or <shudder> the biblical one. I don't particularly care what febrile imaginings roam unescorted and terrified through what it must please you to call your mind, but I will thank you to keep me out of it. I just ate.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'