A fella's wending his way hope from the pub one night, when he decides to save a bit of legwork by taking a shortcut through the local cemetery. What he didn't know was that a funeral had been scheduled for the next day, and he tumbled into the open (yet so far empty) grave.
After a few futile attempts to extricate himself, he decides he might as well sleep there, his reasoning being that someone will be by in the morning to help him out.
Just as he's making himself comfortable for the remainder of the night, another inebriated man falls into the grave and doesn't notice that it's already occupied by another pub patron. Naturally enough, the newcomer tries to climb out, but the earthen sides of the grave give way and he slides back down.
After watching his new companion silently for a minute or two, the original drunk steps quietly forward, places his hand on the newcomer's shoulder and says, 'You'll never get out.'
He did.
Boru
After a few futile attempts to extricate himself, he decides he might as well sleep there, his reasoning being that someone will be by in the morning to help him out.
Just as he's making himself comfortable for the remainder of the night, another inebriated man falls into the grave and doesn't notice that it's already occupied by another pub patron. Naturally enough, the newcomer tries to climb out, but the earthen sides of the grave give way and he slides back down.
After watching his new companion silently for a minute or two, the original drunk steps quietly forward, places his hand on the newcomer's shoulder and says, 'You'll never get out.'
He did.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
