(October 15, 2014 at 7:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I went into the pet shop yesterday for a breeding pair of birds. The assistant asked me if I'd got a store card.
"No," I told her, "but I did get a budgie excited once."
An oldie but a goodie.
What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"