Offensive Jokes

Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!

Current time: July 19, 2025, 11:35 am

Thread Rating:

1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
1
2
3
4
5

Thread Modes

Offensive Jokes

BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline

Power-Drunk Administrator

Religious Views: Headology

Posts: 48593
Threads: 551
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109

#54

RE: Offensive Jokes

October 21, 2014 at 6:48 pm

I was teasing the missus about her age. I suppose I went a bit too far, as she snapped at me and said, 'All my friends say I've got the body of an eighteen year old!'

I thought it best to defuse the situation with humour, so I said, 'Best give it back, ducks. You're getting it all wrinkled.'

Boru

‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax

Find

« Next Oldest | Next Newest »

Messages In This Thread

Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Vosur - September 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by DramaQueen - September 24, 2014 at 3:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Dystopia - September 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by DeistPaladin - October 20, 2014 at 8:54 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - September 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Chad32 - September 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 5:18 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Napoléon - September 25, 2014 at 8:24 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2014 at 11:25 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - September 26, 2014 at 8:51 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - September 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - September 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by *Deidre* - September 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Re: RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - September 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 16, 2014 at 1:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 16, 2014 at 2:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 10:24 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 16, 2014 at 10:25 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 10:26 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 16, 2014 at 10:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 3:20 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by polar bear - October 16, 2014 at 11:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 16, 2014 at 1:31 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by The Valkyrie - October 16, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Re: RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - October 16, 2014 at 5:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 16, 2014 at 6:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 18, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by polar bear - October 18, 2014 at 12:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 18, 2014 at 2:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 18, 2014 at 3:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 18, 2014 at 5:39 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 9:40 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2014 at 9:50 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheGulegon - October 19, 2014 at 10:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheGulegon - October 19, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2014 at 11:06 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 20, 2014 at 8:43 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 4:22 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 20, 2014 at 10:52 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 21, 2014 at 2:01 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 21, 2014 at 3:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 21, 2014 at 1:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 21, 2014 at 2:50 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 6:04 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 21, 2014 at 6:32 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 6:48 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - October 22, 2014 at 7:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 22, 2014 at 9:50 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 22, 2014 at 3:36 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 22, 2014 at 3:47 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by The Valkyrie - October 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Tartarus Sauce - October 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 26, 2014 at 9:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:23 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 3:27 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:29 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 3:31 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:33 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 3:43 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:47 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 3:53 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:59 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - February 9, 2015 at 10:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:03 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Vosur - February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 4:15 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:36 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 4:26 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - February 1, 2015 at 4:59 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 5:11 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by AFTT47 - February 1, 2015 at 1:34 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - February 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2015 at 1:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 8:34 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by dyresand - February 9, 2015 at 10:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Homeless Nutter - February 9, 2015 at 10:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheRealJoeFish - February 9, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Dystopia - February 9, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Crossless1 - May 21, 2015 at 4:35 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - May 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - May 16, 2015 at 11:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - May 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - June 5, 2015 at 6:29 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by LastPoet - June 5, 2015 at 6:50 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 7, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 7, 2015 at 4:01 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 11, 2015 at 2:38 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - June 11, 2015 at 3:43 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 4, 2015 at 1:03 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jenny A - October 4, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 4, 2015 at 1:54 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 6:31 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KevinM1 - October 5, 2015 at 12:15 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Exian - October 5, 2015 at 12:19 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:32 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:34 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:38 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Silver - October 5, 2015 at 12:39 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by ignoramus - October 5, 2015 at 6:49 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 10:22 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by brewer - October 5, 2015 at 3:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by ignoramus - October 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Shining_Finger - October 6, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Edwardo Piet - October 6, 2015 at 4:03 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Kingpin - October 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread		Author	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Anyone makes mental health jokes...	Mystic	61	19791	March 23, 2018 at 12:45 am Last Post: Martian Mermaid
	Running Xmas jokes, what ya got?	Gawdzilla Sama	4	1107	December 27, 2017 at 2:27 pm Last Post: downbeatplumb
	Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?	FatAndFaithless	8	2516	June 10, 2016 at 4:08 am Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
	Jokes thread (countries)	Ludwig	4	1668	November 27, 2015 at 3:52 am Last Post: robvalue
	This Week in Possible Holocaust Jokes	thesummerqueen	16	8736	October 30, 2012 at 2:00 am Last Post: Justtristo
	Jokes section ?	Godless	82	26154	March 6, 2010 at 4:03 am Last Post: Overmars
	Jokes	UnFaithful	17	8335	June 28, 2009 at 11:27 am Last Post: Overmars
	Rubbish jokes?	lilphil1989	13	6106	March 9, 2009 at 7:33 am Last Post: Edwardo Piet
	The rude jokes thread	Brick-top	34	35001	October 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm Last Post: Edwardo Piet

View a Printable Version

Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Login
Username:
Password:	Lost Password?
	Remember me