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Diwali
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RE: Diwali
I've been stapling mine to babies and launching them from cats' arseholes. Have I been doing it wrong? No wonder I've not been summoning Santa, the dyslexic devil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Diwali - by Christian - October 23, 2014 at 10:36 pm
RE: Diwali - by The Valkyrie - October 23, 2014 at 10:41 pm
RE: Diwali - by SteelCurtain - October 23, 2014 at 10:45 pm
RE: Diwali - by Christian - October 23, 2014 at 11:26 pm
RE: Diwali - by Jenny A - October 23, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: Diwali - by Neo-Scholastic - October 24, 2014 at 11:38 am
RE: Diwali - by Mothonis - October 23, 2014 at 11:31 pm
RE: Diwali - by Crossless1 - October 24, 2014 at 2:20 am
RE: Diwali - by Mister Agenda - October 24, 2014 at 11:45 am
RE: Diwali - by Simon Moon - October 24, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: Diwali - by Cyberman - October 23, 2014 at 11:00 pm
RE: Diwali - by Chad32 - October 23, 2014 at 11:03 pm
RE: Diwali - by Jenny A - October 23, 2014 at 11:12 pm
RE: Diwali - by Chad32 - October 23, 2014 at 11:15 pm
RE: Diwali - by SteelCurtain - October 23, 2014 at 11:31 pm
RE: Diwali - by Christian - October 23, 2014 at 11:52 pm
RE: Diwali - by dyresand - October 24, 2014 at 8:20 am
RE: Diwali - by Cyberman - October 24, 2014 at 10:57 am
RE: Diwali - by Esquilax - October 24, 2014 at 11:07 am
RE: Diwali - by SteelCurtain - October 24, 2014 at 12:15 am
RE: Diwali - by DramaQueen - October 24, 2014 at 5:54 am
RE: Diwali - by Faith No More - October 24, 2014 at 11:13 am
RE: Diwali - by DramaQueen - October 24, 2014 at 11:15 am
RE: Diwali - by ThomM - October 24, 2014 at 12:11 pm
RE: Diwali - by Chad32 - October 24, 2014 at 12:16 pm
RE: Diwali - by Aoi Magi - October 24, 2014 at 12:41 pm
RE: Diwali - by DramaQueen - October 24, 2014 at 12:53 pm
RE: Diwali - by vorlon13 - October 24, 2014 at 1:53 pm
RE: Diwali - by Tonus - October 24, 2014 at 12:55 pm
RE: Diwali - by Exian - October 24, 2014 at 1:37 pm
RE: Diwali - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm
RE: Diwali - by JesusHChrist - October 24, 2014 at 2:22 pm
RE: Diwali - by Anomalocaris - October 24, 2014 at 4:00 pm
RE: Diwali - by DramaQueen - October 24, 2014 at 4:04 pm
RE: Diwali - by Christian - October 24, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: Diwali - by Exian - October 24, 2014 at 4:16 pm
RE: Diwali - by Jenny A - October 24, 2014 at 4:26 pm
RE: Diwali - by Cyberman - October 24, 2014 at 5:36 pm
RE: Diwali - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 24, 2014 at 5:42 pm
RE: Diwali - by Brakeman - October 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Diwali - by DramaQueen - October 24, 2014 at 4:17 pm
RE: Diwali - by Fidel_Castronaut - October 24, 2014 at 5:08 pm
RE: Diwali - by Cyberman - October 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm
RE: Diwali - by Brakeman - October 25, 2014 at 11:33 pm
RE: Diwali - by fr0d0 - October 24, 2014 at 7:37 pm
RE: Diwali - by Whateverist - October 26, 2014 at 12:18 am
RE: Diwali - by genkaus - October 26, 2014 at 12:56 am



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