Ideas on how to best blaspheme?

[Brakeman]

Well, there are some good Ideas here to raise one's sinning level, but none that are really enticing me to be an atheist.
Prohibited sex is nice, but cheating on the wife isn't as good as having a loving wife to me so that takes all the attraction out of that. I guess eating shell fish will have to do.. I'm an atheist because I want to ignore god's shell fish prohibition.

Pretty weak..but it will have to do because obviously I really believe that the god of the cosmos really cares if I eat shrimp or have too much skin on the end of my penis.