RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 27, 2014 at 2:31 am
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 2:31 am by Violet.)
(October 26, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Brakeman Wrote: What if I had foreskin reconstruction surgery and used sacrament wine to sterilize the wound?
Blase. Again, remember: WWAD.
Lots and lots of WWADs.
(October 26, 2014 at 11:19 pm)Brakeman Wrote: I'm waiting for the Vatican archives to release the "holy prepuce" AKA Jesus' foreskin. Then I'd steal it, graft it on, and then rape the last dead pope with it to bring him back to life, then kill him again by having him choke on it...
See? Was that so hard?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
