(October 28, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Chas Wrote:(October 28, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Beccs Wrote: Well, I'll be invading the US early next year.
Which part? (We need to beef up our coastal defenses.)
New York.
Just for the record, whatever happens to New York while I'm there is not the fault of my country.
Republicans, please don't use my presence as an excuse to invade Australia. But you can have New Zealand . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"