Speaking of which, last night I dreamed I was shagging the blonde one out of ABBA. Why I didn't dream about screwing the gorgeous Agnetha instead I shall probably never know.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'