(November 2, 2014 at 6:42 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: So you basically just want us to write your story for you? Just take any Bible story, switch "God" with "Little Billy," "people" with "kittens," "smite" or "hell" with "gently placed in the scolding hot bathtub," and try not to traumatize the children too much.
Also, if the OP is any indication, a good and patient copy editor is in order.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
