RE: I'm god
July 10, 2010 at 9:10 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2010 at 9:12 pm by tavarish.)
This thread sucks.
I'm going to ask you questions that would apply to you if you were in fact Chuck E. Cheese.
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1. Does Mickey Mouse piss you off?
2. Do you ever get tired of hanging around with a second rate Grimus and something that can only be described as a cleptomaniacal dog?
3. Why does it always seem like your fur is dirty and rat-like?
4. Have you ever killed a hooker?
5. Is it possible to get the million tickets or so that you need to get that fucking Razor Scooter?
6. Have you ever fucked that duck? She seems pretty into you. Just saying.
7. Do you ever wonder what would have happened if you actually went to college and didn't make pizza for whiny kids?
I'm going to ask you questions that would apply to you if you were in fact Chuck E. Cheese.
1. Does Mickey Mouse piss you off?
2. Do you ever get tired of hanging around with a second rate Grimus and something that can only be described as a cleptomaniacal dog?
3. Why does it always seem like your fur is dirty and rat-like?
4. Have you ever killed a hooker?
5. Is it possible to get the million tickets or so that you need to get that fucking Razor Scooter?
6. Have you ever fucked that duck? She seems pretty into you. Just saying.
7. Do you ever wonder what would have happened if you actually went to college and didn't make pizza for whiny kids?
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