RE: Porn Ponderings
July 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
(This post was last modified: July 11, 2010 at 12:05 pm by Scented Nectar.)
(July 11, 2010 at 6:03 am)Scented Nectar Wrote:I just caught on that by 8 minutes, you meant the length of the video. Hahaha. I wondered why you chose 8 minutes as being too long to wait for someone to orgasm, but I thought, ok whatever...(July 11, 2010 at 2:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.Well, you don't need to actually watch me have one, but it would be nice if you at least wait a decent 10 minutes, you know, sheeeesh!
Can't we just cut to the best bit?
Don't bother watching if you are expecting me to cum on camera. I'm kinda weird but the exhibitionist side of me is not that strong. All I do in the video are 3 things. First, I somewhat seriously blab a little about an idea I have that would fix the std problem in the porn industry, a problem which all the anti-porners can't stop complaining about. Then, I get a little silly with going over a funny porn related news item from a couple days ago. Then, finally, I devolve into perverted silliness with a phonecall skit thingy, where I seem to think I'm a comedian or something. Your results may totally vary. Dotard fell asleep. I don't really hold it against him as much as I will be pretending to...
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
