I do it all the time. Every time I do the shopping, I go into ASDA and ask for a kind of chicken, a kind of potatoes and a few kinds of carrots and peas. I might ask for a kind of DVD. Then I go to the chippy for a kind of fish with a kind of chips, or a kind of kebab, with a pickled kind of egg. Everybody is so kind and knows exactly what I mean and I get just what I'm after. It's a kind of magic.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
