Kirk Cameron-Don't drink the koolaid and think Christmas had pagan origins.

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We weren't shy about our identification. But in America, "wanking" is a bit off-color, and bound to lose you business from the Christians who don't want to confess being Onanists -- or be seen patronizing shops selling their favorite porns.

Did you ask the customers what their religious preferences were?

No, not at all. Religion and business don't mix.

But they often advertised them, by way of a crucifix on a necklace, or a fish on their car.

And to be perfectly clear: most of my employees were Christian theists.