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[Heywood]

If I wanted something that would grind copious amounts of grain into flour that wasn't designed by me to grind grain into flower.....I would need to create a massively-huge universe.....just like ours with emergent properties.....just like ours.

Really? Because I don't need to look anywhere further than about 5 feet to find a suitable object. I don't think it's very clear that all of this stuff is required to pound grain. The things I might use to pound grain with are a tiny fraction of whats available, and they don't depend on any of the other stuff for their existence or efficacy in pounding grain.

Lets see that thing that was not designed by you or anyone else, grind 5 pounds of grain into flour without any help from you or anyone else.