Introductions

[Asmodee]

I used to be Pentecostal in my youth.

Congratulations for escaping.

Welcome.

You don't know the half of it. If I had had any idea what that place did to my mind a good psychiatrist could have saved me about 10 years of misery afterward.

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I won't be "driven off". If I leave because I clash too hard with someone then it's my own fault as much as theirs. It'll be both of us too stupid to stop before things get out of hand, after all.

And I never use the "ignore" feature. What if the person wants to tell me that the Nigerian prince just died and they need my help and $12,000 to collect his fortune, with my share being multiple tens of millions? I don't want to miss out on that!

Forget the Nigerian princes.

As a representative of the tax payers of Australia, due to government cutbacks I can offer you a unique opportunity to buy real estate in Oz.

I'm listening...