Well, I'm glad you asked, prof.
I have this book. Inside this book there are all these stories about this guy, we'll call him the creator. His name was Art Rooney. He created a team, the Pittsburgh Pirates, a group of men that would set the stage for the greatest franchise in football history, the Pittsburgh Steelers. In the early days, he was a vengeful creator. Like the blue collar steel town of Pittsburgh, he hired men like Chuck Noll, who drafted "Mean" Joe Greene, Mel Blount, and Jack Lambert. These were nasty men. New rules were created to limit their success. They won 4 Super Bowls in six years.
Later, the creator sent his son, Dan Rooney, to continue his legacy. Except for in the newer age, things were a little different. There was Big Ben, Hines Ward, Jerome Bettis. Dan brought love and camaraderie to the locker room. Gone were the days of the vengeful Art. And he brought two more Super Bowls. The Steelers have won more Super Bowls, won more AFC championships, hosted more conference championships, and share the record for most Super Bowl appearances with the fallen angels, the Dallas Cowboys.
Objectively, the Steelers are the one true Franchise.
Peace be upon him.
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I have this book. Inside this book there are all these stories about this guy, we'll call him the creator. His name was Art Rooney. He created a team, the Pittsburgh Pirates, a group of men that would set the stage for the greatest franchise in football history, the Pittsburgh Steelers. In the early days, he was a vengeful creator. Like the blue collar steel town of Pittsburgh, he hired men like Chuck Noll, who drafted "Mean" Joe Greene, Mel Blount, and Jack Lambert. These were nasty men. New rules were created to limit their success. They won 4 Super Bowls in six years.
Later, the creator sent his son, Dan Rooney, to continue his legacy. Except for in the newer age, things were a little different. There was Big Ben, Hines Ward, Jerome Bettis. Dan brought love and camaraderie to the locker room. Gone were the days of the vengeful Art. And he brought two more Super Bowls. The Steelers have won more Super Bowls, won more AFC championships, hosted more conference championships, and share the record for most Super Bowl appearances with the fallen angels, the Dallas Cowboys.
Objectively, the Steelers are the one true Franchise.
Peace be upon him.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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