More Questions for Christians

[Losty]

Noah's flood is simply a war story. It tells how he evaded the invading enemy army that swept through the area destroying and pillaging everything it encountered. The story uses number of war and peace words to show that it was just a war story.

So the part about the rainbow was a way to explain that they celebrated their victory with gay sex?

I wish I could have been there to see Noah's face when god told him his reward was a godly cock pounded in his ass...makes god seem a bit sexier to be honest.