Evil things Christianity supports

[YouCanCallMeDave]

I regret to tell you that im not that gifted on my genitilia to do that to myself , but I do appreciate your confidence and rather bizzare fixation concerning my crotch .

Try shoving a pine cone up your ass.

Nope...that wont work either ; the average anus valve is about the size of a half dollar plus it is designed BY GOD (not the 'accidental one celled pond scum protozoa') to be a one way valve letting excrement out . But again, I do appreciate your fascination with the anatomical structure of my exhaust system.