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Help! I need to worship Satan
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RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 4, 2014 at 7:42 am (This post was last modified: December 4, 2014 at 7:43 am by simplemoss.)
Well that doesn't really help me? I'm just supposed too get a goat and a virgin and, so what I'm supposed fuck the virgin while killing the goat, or is it the other way around?

And then what? The devil just appears and I sell my soul for a wish? I'm not gonna have too pleasure him am I?

Isn't there a book I can buy shouldn't there be a section for devil worship on Amazon?
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Help! I need to worship Satan - by simplemoss - December 3, 2014 at 12:27 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship satn - by FatAndFaithless - December 3, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Jackalope - December 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by LostLocke - December 3, 2014 at 2:06 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Jenny A - December 3, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 3, 2014 at 12:43 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Minimalist - December 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 3, 2014 at 12:40 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by ManMachine - December 4, 2014 at 8:06 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 4, 2014 at 8:19 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2014 at 12:48 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by TheRealJoeFish - December 3, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2014 at 2:32 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Elskidor - December 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 3, 2014 at 12:55 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by FatAndFaithless - December 3, 2014 at 12:56 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by robvalue - December 3, 2014 at 12:55 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2014 at 12:57 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Exian - December 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Elskidor - December 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by FatAndFaithless - December 3, 2014 at 1:01 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2014 at 2:10 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by LostLocke - December 3, 2014 at 2:24 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by LostLocke - December 3, 2014 at 3:22 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by The Valkyrie - December 3, 2014 at 3:28 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by LostLocke - December 3, 2014 at 3:33 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by simplemoss - December 4, 2014 at 7:42 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 4, 2014 at 7:58 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 4, 2014 at 11:14 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by dyresand - December 16, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by simplemoss - December 16, 2014 at 11:22 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 16, 2014 at 11:36 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 17, 2014 at 12:44 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by dyresand - December 19, 2014 at 12:10 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by simplemoss - December 19, 2014 at 12:42 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 19, 2014 at 2:22 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by dyresand - December 19, 2014 at 11:24 am
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by simplemoss - December 20, 2014 at 1:44 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Alex K - December 20, 2014 at 4:50 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Jackalope - December 21, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 21, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by simplemoss - December 25, 2014 at 3:52 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by vorlon13 - December 25, 2014 at 4:21 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by wolfclan96 - March 16, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by FatAndFaithless - March 16, 2015 at 1:39 pm
RE: Help! I need to worship Satan - by Faith No More - March 16, 2015 at 2:22 pm



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