Stealth Evangelism

[Strider]

You really can't call this stealth since we know who did it, but my wife has been the recipient of this unsolicited evangelism before. One day a girl at her work said to her, "Can I ask you why you don't attend a church?" to which my wife replied, "No, you can't." I got a good laugh from that. My wife is very private, especially about something as personal as religion. And that was that. Nothing else was mentioned on the subject.

Anyway, about three weeks later, a note was left in her chair with typical, weird, exceedingly creepy Christian exhortations and proclamations from the same girl. It contained gems such as, "The Lord spoke to my heart and told me to reach out to you," and "I don't know what you're going through, but God loves you so, so much." This letter rambled on for nearly two handwritten pages. My wife was pissed. I mean...pissed. What's worse is that this person didn't even work there anymore, but came into the office to leave that note anyway.

EDIT: As for the dating thing mentioned above, I have had a couple of girlfriends who tried to convert me. This wasn't the sole reason they were with me to begin with though (I guess.. :/ ). I got rid of 'em both. Nutters.