Prayer request

[JuliaL]

Whereas: God is a God who answers prayer.
Whereas: Faith the size of a mustard seed can move a mountain.
Whereas: Self professed Christian theists contend they possess great (more
than mustard seed sized) faith.
Whereas: Some Christian theist will pray for the following requested action.

Be it resolved: That I ask for fervent prayer by a faithful theist that batteries
shall miraculously appear in the camera found in the displayed photograph
below.

I'm compiling records on the number and circumstances where
these prayers have been requested so I'm also asking for notification from
theists who are submitting applicable prayers. The list is private to avoid
embarrassing participants. So far I've had promises of prayer, but no miracles.




The camera is in the view of a home security camera to dissuade tricksters
near and dear to me. No cancer or broken legs need be prayed for but if
you think God will hear you better if you piggyback this request onto
something more nebulous or serious, go for it. I'll be leaving the
experimental apparatus in place for the forseeable future or until the
requested miracle occurs. When that happens, I'll post the details here.
Rationalizations as to why the requested prayers are inappropriate,
tasteless or why God isn't interested are also welcome for their
amusement value.