How will smashing table tops together prove anything, except that some people have too much time on their hands and others take things far too literally for comic effect?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'