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Porn Ponderings
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RE: Porn Ponderings
(July 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: ...so I was looking up tentacle porn last night; I've never explicitly looked for it so much as I have run across it while looking at other porn. All I can say is, "What the fuck!?" I had no idea the weird things that were related to tentacles. I will not be posting up a sample, but if you are really interested, just google that shizz.
I think I'll pass on that one. I'm pretty sure no matter what I find in that category, it's just not going to do it for me. And I think they would smell like fish no matter what I do with them. And they are an animal, which turns me off and grosses me out. I like my sex partners to be either human, plastic, or vegetable! Smile I should probably google it for a laugh though. It's not like I have to find it arousing.
(July 22, 2010 at 12:26 am)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: "none of that softcore shit" that's just awesomely sexy. I will not object to your taking advantage of me in any situation. Tongue
Noted in case someday we meet at an atheist conference with hotels rooms and porn. Heheh, hello room service, some condoms please, and more movies. Smile
(July 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: Do you lot mind? My fourteen year old brother's on these forums now... and I don't want him getting any ideas!
By 14, my friends' parents all thought I was a really bad influence, some for teaching their kids that I thought their family's religious rules were stupid, some for when I took a zillion sex books out the library and taught the neighbourhood kids the parts of the birds and bees they didn't know. The pleasure stuff that has nothing to do with making babies necessarily. That was when I was 12 actually. I asked if there were books on sex at the local library (which was my favourite place to hang around when bored). The wonderful hippie librarians, who were always nice to me, asked whether I wanted fiction or nonfiction. I went home with everything from Masters and Johnson studies to sexual art history books. I studied them thoroughly, then told my friends. Everyone gathered into my backyard and we pored over the books in a way that would have made our teachers quite proud.

But really, it's true enough that we had no need of knowing about tentacle porn at that age! Ordinary weird was weird enough for us at the time. Smile
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 10, 2010 at 10:08 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 11, 2010 at 1:03 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Zen Badger - July 11, 2010 at 2:31 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 11, 2010 at 6:03 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Dotard - July 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 12, 2010 at 4:25 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 17, 2010 at 2:34 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 17, 2010 at 7:13 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 1:21 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Paul the Human - July 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 4:13 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 3:37 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 6:43 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Eilonnwy - July 23, 2010 at 10:26 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 8:20 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 20, 2010 at 11:57 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 21, 2010 at 4:31 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 22, 2010 at 12:26 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by padraic - July 22, 2010 at 2:28 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Eilonnwy - July 23, 2010 at 1:48 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 5:12 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 5:51 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 26, 2010 at 9:33 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Edwardo Piet - July 26, 2010 at 5:37 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Edwardo Piet - July 26, 2010 at 9:39 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Eilonnwy - July 26, 2010 at 9:52 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Edwardo Piet - July 26, 2010 at 10:10 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by leo-rcc - July 26, 2010 at 10:13 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 26, 2010 at 2:36 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 26, 2010 at 6:40 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Tiberius - July 26, 2010 at 11:02 am

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