RE: The Rant in Our Stars
December 14, 2014 at 6:14 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2014 at 6:15 pm by Lucanus.)
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When I watched it at the cinema, I entered sincerely hoping it would end with an alien invasion that would wipe out humanity for good, and when I exited and my girlfriend asked me if I liked it, I just said "meh".
She and all of her friends were all like: "Oh, it's so romantic and poetic!"
And I was the Grinch.
Anyway, there's some redeeming value to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDTYKZP1Q-w
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
