RE: The Rant in Our Stars
December 15, 2014 at 8:47 pm
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2014 at 8:52 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(December 15, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Worse than Jaws: The Revenge? Damn!
Yes, roaring sharks exploding after being impaled by a boat are much more believable than this movie.
Also more believable? Rapping dogs on the Titanic. I shit you not, I got more enjoyment out of that than this movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s
(December 15, 2014 at 6:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Rotten Tomatoes gave Saving Christmas a 0% rating. That's impossible to beat.
I don't even count Kirk Cameron's videos as "films." Those are in a whole other category- glorified propaganda pieces/Jesus wanking montages.
But just when I thought Kirk Cameron was done being shitty, he poops out another fresh, steaming turd. From the IMDb synopsis alone this sounds worse than Evolution vs. God, God's Not Dead, and Left Behind combined, and I think even Christians will be so embarrassed that they're going to have to invent a whole new circle of hell to put this film in.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
