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Porn Ponderings
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RE: Porn Ponderings
Scented Nectar Wrote:Not quite what I meant. I actually like a lot of porn that was meant for a male audience. What I meant was, I need more categories. Tickling will drive away my horniness and ruin it for me. And are tentacles even warm? Can the storyline have them in a hottub so that they are not cold?

I guess I'm gonna have to watch something else. Something where the dicks aren't cold and don't already have suckers, haha.

It doesn't have to include tickling... Sleepy And even though I don't thin I've ever seen it: it doesn't have to be a cold and heartless raping either Sleepy

Imagine almost everything that is good about group sex... minus most of what I don't like about it Tiger
(July 21, 2010 at 4:31 am)Scented Nectar Wrote:
(July 20, 2010 at 11:57 pm)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote:
(July 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote:
(July 19, 2010 at 8:20 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: ...that porn is made by men for men? Yeah, I get that.
Not quite what I meant. I actually like a lot of porn that was meant for a male audience.
let's go watch porn together.
Ok, but be warned that I will try to take physical advantage of you when the porn has the desired effect, heheh. Smile

I need it to be fairly hardcore too. None of that softcore artsy posed shit some women prefer. I better stop there. If I get more descriptive, I'll look at it later and think 'I wrote that in public?????'.

I don't now that it can get much more hardcore than a brutal tentacle raping 0.o How do you mean 'hardcore'? :S I kind of understand what you are saying... but I need some distinctiveness ^_^
The Omnissiant One Wrote:Do you lot mind? My fourteen year old brother's on these forums now... and I don't want him getting any ideas!

Heck... the ideas for porn he's already got have likely led to plenty an internet foray for such (and also plenty an internet virus). What would more ideas do? Tongue Its not like he'll turn into a baby Saerules... Sleepy
(July 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Scented Nectar,

...so I was looking up tentacle porn last night; I've never explicitly looked for it so much as I have run across it while looking at other porn. All I can say is, "What the fuck!?" I had no idea the weird things that were related to tentacles. I will not be posting up a sample, but if you are really interested, just google that shizz.

Rhizo

Well... 'Long Elastic Polypenis Rape' just doesn't have the same ring to it as 'tentacle' ^_^
Scented Nectar Wrote:I think I'll pass on that one. I'm pretty sure no matter what I find in that category, it's just not going to do it for me. And I think they would smell like fish no matter what I do with them. And they are an animal, which turns me off and grosses me out. I like my sex partners to be either human, plastic, or vegetable! I should probably google it for a laugh though. It's not like I have to find it arousing.

Do it! ^_^ You'll never understand until you see it Wink

I dont think it can go in any of those categories as a general rule for all of it... ^_^

Quote:But really, it's true enough that we had no need of knowing about tentacle porn at that age! Ordinary weird was weird enough for us at the time.

... What if you are a really weird person though..? :S
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Messages In This Thread
Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 10, 2010 at 10:08 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 11, 2010 at 1:03 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Zen Badger - July 11, 2010 at 2:31 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 11, 2010 at 6:03 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Dotard - July 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 12, 2010 at 4:25 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 17, 2010 at 2:34 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 17, 2010 at 7:13 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 1:21 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Paul the Human - July 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 4:13 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 3:37 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 6:43 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Eilonnwy - July 23, 2010 at 10:26 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 19, 2010 at 8:20 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 20, 2010 at 11:57 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 21, 2010 at 4:31 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The_Flying_Skeptic - July 22, 2010 at 12:26 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by padraic - July 22, 2010 at 2:28 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Rhizomorph13 - July 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Eilonnwy - July 23, 2010 at 1:48 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 5:12 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 5:51 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 26, 2010 at 9:33 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Edwardo Piet - July 26, 2010 at 5:37 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Edwardo Piet - July 26, 2010 at 9:39 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Eilonnwy - July 26, 2010 at 9:52 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Edwardo Piet - July 26, 2010 at 10:10 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by leo-rcc - July 26, 2010 at 10:13 am
RE: Porn Ponderings - by The Omnissiunt One - July 26, 2010 at 2:36 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Scented Nectar - July 26, 2010 at 6:40 pm
RE: Porn Ponderings - by Tiberius - July 26, 2010 at 11:02 am

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