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The Insult LastPoet Thread
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RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread
Dear Mistress Lastpoet

It is evident to me, Mistress Lastpoet, that you are neither the last of the poets... nor a poet at all. Observe your arrant dereliction of stanza, syllable count, and rhyme... and also that what metaphors you do employ are neither powerful nor consistent with your intentions. Indeed... it seems to me that you have begun this thread as if any of us cared, or might be interested... a somewhat pathetic trait I notice in myself as well. Indeed... you've yet to secure a positive reputation from me... a woman who has given others positive reputations by their tenth post. Here it is... your 42nd... and you've not only thus far failed to obtain a reputation from me... you've failed to obtain on from anyone at all. You are obviously full of fail, though I will admit that I laughed while reading this thread... jointly from the amusing idea of insulting someone... and from your weaksauce posts within.

-Yours in passing
Aerzia Saerules Arctuos
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Cego_Colher - July 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Tiberius - July 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Minimalist - July 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Autumnlicious - July 22, 2010 at 4:18 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by fr0d0 - July 22, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 22, 2010 at 5:07 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by fr0d0 - July 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Paul the Human - July 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 4:18 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 23, 2010 at 5:29 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by leo-rcc - July 23, 2010 at 5:35 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by The Omnissiunt One - July 23, 2010 at 5:59 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Super Cynic - July 23, 2010 at 11:54 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm

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