(July 23, 2010 at 5:59 am)The Omnissiunt One Wrote: It just goes to show how desperate for attention you are, LastPoet, that you have to start a thread asking people to insult you. Anyone else might have asked for a thread complimenting them, but, in the only act of any perception or intelligence you've performed since your mother spewed you forth and shuddered at the slimy rat she saw in her arms, you realised that you could only illicit insults from others; that's how unpopular you are. Yet, for you, insults from perfect strangers across the world are at least better than the unremitting loneliness of your everyday existence, where the most human contact you get is contemptuous stares from passers-by. These stares would only be the more contemptuous if they knew that you claimed to be a poet, when the inarticulate drivel you produce that passes for online discussion would put a brain-damaged slug to shame. Go away, and end your existence in the fitting way: cowering in a corner, isolated from the world.
Mmmm, I like this one, but I'm a little worried you're getting a little too into this?