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The Insult LastPoet Thread
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RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread
Shakespearian insults as I said before Smile

From Macbeth

Quote:Little Helen, farewell;if I can remember thee, I will think of three at court

The complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe;'tis my slowness that I do not, for I know you lack not folly to commit them and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours.

You would answer very well to a whipping

Scurvy, old, filthy, scurry lord

Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon you

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave

France is a dog hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot

She is too mean to have her name repeated

He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of not one good quality

I spoke with her but once, and found her wondrous cold

For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds

Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him

He hath out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems him

He excels his brother for a coward, yet his brother is reputed one of the best there is. In a retreat he outruns any lackey, marry, in the coming on he has the cramp

Use the carp as you may, for he looks like a poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally knave

I saw the man today, if man he be

This woman's an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.
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Messages In This Thread
The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Cego_Colher - July 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Tiberius - July 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Minimalist - July 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Autumnlicious - July 22, 2010 at 4:18 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by fr0d0 - July 22, 2010 at 4:30 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 22, 2010 at 5:07 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by fr0d0 - July 22, 2010 at 6:55 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Paul the Human - July 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Violet - July 23, 2010 at 4:18 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 23, 2010 at 5:29 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by leo-rcc - July 23, 2010 at 5:35 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by The Omnissiunt One - July 23, 2010 at 5:59 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Super Cynic - July 23, 2010 at 11:54 am
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 12:22 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 12:52 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by LastPoet - July 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
RE: The Insult LastPoet Thread - by Edwardo Piet - July 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm

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