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Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline
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RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline
(January 4, 2015 at 1:46 am)JuliaL Wrote: So what is so farfetched about a fat dude climbing down a billion chimneys in one night? Specially at houses that don't have them.

If you take into account the ability rats have to contort their bodies and the camouflaging ability of chameleons, octopi, and squid, then Santa falls into the realm of possibility.

As far as houses without chimneys go, well, if he had the attributes previously stated, then the idea of Santa using a door or window is completely plausible.

Santa is a ninja.
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Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by Kulthenius - January 4, 2015 at 12:52 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by JuliaL - January 4, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by Kulthenius - January 4, 2015 at 1:53 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by Jackalope - January 4, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by ManMachine - January 5, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by robvalue - January 4, 2015 at 4:14 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by Kulthenius - January 4, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by downbeatplumb - January 4, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by Minimalist - January 4, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by Kulthenius - January 5, 2015 at 5:16 am
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by abaris - January 4, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by ManMachine - January 4, 2015 at 8:36 pm
RE: Mormons, Magic, and Mescaline - by LastPoet - January 5, 2015 at 10:44 am

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