Not trying to be funny but can you make it 30 or 32, please? I have a bit of a 'thing' about the number 31.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'