She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me

[Creed of Heresy]

Enjoying multiple flavors?

Not the point of marriage.

Says who? You? Others would disagree. After all, according to many, the point of marriage is to achieve a union between a man and a woman but there's tens of millions of others who would say it's to achieve a union between any consenting lovers who wish to be married. So it seems there's no unanimous consensus there, either.

Finding pleasure in seeing their significant other enjoying themselves at the hands of another (fetishization of the happiness of the other; I find that more romantic than getting jealous over them enjoying the company of another, actually...)? There are plenty.

OK, I'll make an exception for cases in which the husband only goes to the strip club with his wife and at her instigation because she likes watching...if we come across any of those.

Go to a strip club and you'll see a few women with the men. Usually they're there with their husbands. Other times, boyfriends or fiancees. Not quite the same definition, sure, but the idea is there all the same.

Hell, one of my friends can back up my claim. Her name is Amanda Hargis Michaels, you can look her up on Facebook, she lives in Indiana. I'd give you the link myself but Facebook is being unbelievably obnoxious right now and keeps failing to load pages. She's married, has four kids, and her and her husband go to strip clubs. Not as often as they used to, mind, but that's largely because her two youngest are now in school, as compared to a couple years ago when they weren't, so...

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Leave it to a Christian to be a misogynist and a misandrist.

I believe we call that a "misanthropist."