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Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
6 7.79%
Total 77 vote(s) 100%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
Didn't catch this thread when it was posted, and wouldn't have, if not for the necro (wewt). However, perhaps we should point apologists to the poll results before they waste time arguing something that will not address the issue their target audience has with their pet fantasy?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by The Grand Nudger - January 8, 2015 at 2:49 pm

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