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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?

Poll: Atheists: Would you worship the for real xtian God? Theists: Would you switch teams to worship the one shown to actually exist?
This poll is closed.
Athiest: You're damn right. Atta' boy, God. You the man!
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Atheist: Meh, I still just don't care.
15.58%
 12 15.58%
Atheist: Hell no. That bloody bastard has some splaining to do!
66.23%
 51 66.23%
Theist: Absolutely. I'd burn all my bibles, burn my crosses and get me to the new temple a.s.a.p..
0%
 0 0%
Theist: I honestly don't know what I'd do. I'd probably hope the science was wrong and stick my head in the sand.
0%
 0 0%
Theist: No frickin' way. Jehovah's our boy and we're stickin' with him. Science, bah!
2.60%
 2 2.60%
I don't do polls. They're lame .. or at least this one is.
7.79%
 6 7.79%
Total 77 vote(s) 100%
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Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain?
January 10, 2015 at 3:05 pm
I don't like the idea of worshiping anything, but if eternal torture was actually known to be a thing that could happen if I didn't I'd probably throw away my dignity and worship the all powerful jerk.
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RE: Bloody poll: would you worship a God whose existence was certain? - by Invisible Sky Fairy - January 10, 2015 at 3:05 pm

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