Trouble is, Drich old glove, the last unique moment he 'prof-esied' was about as far from unique you can get while still staying within the English language. Which was, of course, the latest and least in an embarrassingly long line of failures. How many more of these not-at-all-unique moments will it take before one of you armageddon merchants stands up and says "ok, enough is enough"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'