I was watching a Drunken Peasants video in which they ripped apart some other guy's video about breakfast cereal being bad for you because of its metal content. They were particularly merciless over his pronunciation of neodymium magnet, which TJ "Amazing Atheist" Kirk insisted was "Neil Diamond magnet"; and in fairness that's exactly what it sounded like.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'