Funny thing is that my mate Dave - everyone's got a mate named Dave - his measurement, revealed before mine, came out as six inches, which his then-girlfriend (now wife) claimed was accurate. I hadn't met Sam at that point so she couldn't confirm or deny mine.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'