Did Jesus Commit Suicide By Cop

[pgrimes15]

And God already knew way beforehand everything that Jesus figured out. There was not one particle of surprise in god at anything of Jesus experience.

Kinda wonder why he bothered, and instead just issued an appropriate vision or revelation to a scribe somewhere.

Maybe that is too close to just making it all up ??

Of course he knew everything - Jesus is omni-max in the trinity same as God. Hang on !! He is God !! But only a bit of the "god-head" so he can speak to himself and command that the Balrog shall not pass and that Lucifer must not obtain the one ring to rule them all or else it will always be winter and never Christmas.

Picture it in B.C.E. 1 billion.

"Dad !! It's boring here there's nothing to see or do !"

"Don't worry. In about a billion years you're going to have a little 30 year break !"

"Really ! Where ! "

"Haven't made it yet "

"OK"

B.C.E. half billion

"Are we there yet ? "

"No"

B.C.E. 200 thousand years

"There yet ?"

"No"

B.C.E. 10 million years

" We there yet ?"

" Yes nearly there - just round the corner "

B.C.E. 1 million

"We nearly there ?"

"Shut up !! You're doing my head in ! I'll try and find something for you to do "

B.C.E. 6000 (ish)

"There. Made a universe for you to watch."

"Wow. Cool !"

"Now will you shut up for a bit I'm concentrating. Trying to make the US healthcare system .. just .. can't ... seem to .. get .. it .. right .. aarrgghh!! .. that will have to do."